Austin, Day Three
Again I surface suddenly from slumber at stupid o’clock. Too long flipping through the late night talk shows. What a strange thing they are. I watch Craig Ferguson, a fellow Glaswegian who kindly had me on his show on my last album more through regional loyalty than anything. His show stands out from the others but I can’t put my finger on why. There’s a genuine anarchy vibrating under the surface. You have the feeling he might just go utterly ape at any point. He’s a tightly coiled lunatic held in check by the sobriety of the slick showbiz format. It’s like watching Godzilla prune a bonsai.
I attend to electronic chores to kill off the early morning. Computers and phones swallow time like black holes. Later I take a drive around to find supplies and sustenance. Listerine and tacos – breakfast of champions.
We spend another day footering with the songs in the raw. On a coffee break excursion Mr. McC takes me to a record shop full of pristine vintage vinyl and I snatch two Ann Peebles albums produced by Willie Mitchell that I’ve not heard. This is the problem with the US; you can never bring a big enough suitcase. I may have to jettison some old underwear. When I was touring Europe in 1986 at the age of 21 one of the band spotted that most of my underpants were labelled “M&S 9-11 yrs”. I suppose they just stretched with the times. I left them all in a laundry bag in a hotel on the outskirts of Florence. I’m still grieving.
Tonight is the first of the three presidential debates so we quit in time to catch it. Obama comes across as oddly complacent while Romney very cleverly appears conciliatory, drawing himself closer to the President and the middle ground leaving Obama, expecting Romney to be simply speaking to his own hard-right constituency, with nowhere to fight. It’s a blow and it’s horrific. What I find surprising and impressive is that the debate is aired on virtually every channel on my hotel TV – I count at least ten broadcasts – and I don’t see any commercial breaks. The other thing that’s weird is that each channel edits and mixes the feed in its own fashion, some favouring long shots and two shots, some close ups and split screens. There are so many ways that the US is a more participatory democracy than the UK. Of course, tragically, like nearly every other capitalist democracy, both polities limit the range of argument in the mainstream to myopically narrow agenda. Is there anybody, anywhere on UK or US television, arguing for the public ownership of banks, power companies, the pharmaceutical industry, mass transportation? Or statutory regulation of wage inequality? Or about the insanity of criminal justice systems that throw citizens into boxes to moulder and foment social resentment? The continued tolerance of the liberty of Ed Sheeran?
I am groggy in the morning and open the blackouts to reveal the shock of an overcast sky. I take the big boat of the hire-car out for the daily trawl for breakfast. By the time I find a place it is roasting again and the clouds are split by the Texan sun which seems to hang low over the terrain like a thermal lamp over a kitchen pass.
I’m so relieved to see the encroaching grey and that you’re ageing at a mortal rate – I was suspecting you of keeping a grotesque portrait of yourself in the attick to compensate for your prolonged youth. It was unnerving for a while there, but at last we look about the same age – cos we are.
I can understand why Obama might not want the job any more, but fuck – don’t let that madman in. And you’re right – nothing genuinely meaningful or helpful is being discussed, but we may as well call it a day and throw ourselves in traffic if Romney gets in.
Like the beard,
Lots of Love,
M
Justin, are you sure those pants stretched or were you just the same size at 21 as you were when prepubescent? Remember you did once tell me about flashing via a small curtain in your trousers during gigs.
I …. the …. forget it …..
Pen,
He presents himself as a gynaecologist during polite dinner parties, and though the job is not routinely fulfilling, he sometimes has to take work home.
He keeps a pair of pink feather edged marigolds handy for such times.
Sorry, Justin – you’re just deranged enough to remain perennially interesting, and for someone I’ve never actually spoken to in real life, you have the (unintentional) knack of bringing out the rude girl in me.
Even when you’re sensible. Still – excellent beard.
Damn. It posted twice. Apologies.
M, I am in need of a gynaecologist to blow away the cobwebs! :-)
Think he’s got a hoover attachment for that, Pen. ;D
I do hope so M.
Pen,
He presents himself as a gynaecologist during polite dinner parties, and though the job is not routinely fulfilling, he sometimes has to take work home.
He keeps a pair of pink feather edged marigolds handy for such times.
Sorry, Justin – you’re just deranged enough to remain perennially interesting, and for someone I’ve never actually spoken to in real life, you have the (unintentional) knack of bringing out the rude girl in me.
Even when you’re sensible. Still, excellent beard.
It is not a great hat and he’s only wearing it for a laugh. Now calm down!
Is that the hat you bought in Hamburg?
It’s a great hat!
Agreed. Not so sure about the sunglasses, though …
Cant get much neater Peter, Justin in Austin, with a Homburg from Hamberg.
My hymen needs a good hiding.
No, no ,no, no!!!! You look strange, stop it. A flat cap and a beard….urgh! It reminds me of Steptoe, ‘You dirty old man’!
Looking forward to another album though, great news. Oh, and as for politics…don’t wind me up.
Pleased to hear there’s a new album on the way. Is that seriously you with the beard and cap in the photo???
Wish I was under the warm Texan sun, its so dull and cold here. I hate being cold.
I agree about the politicians and world-wide politics. The feeling of utter despondency of the restraint we live under, with no power to remotely influence the things that matter to us. I am not a militant by any means, but it would be nice to live without the clouds of worry hanging over us due to others who speak of our ‘best interests’.
ANYWAY………. you look utterly, utterly, utterly divine in the photo. Mmmmmmmmmm.
I hope everything is going the way you would wish. Soooo excited…. MWAH x
OMG! I nearly got whiplash from doing a double take when I saw this photo, I nearly didn’t recognise you. At first I thought you had taken Abdul with you to the States and was wearing her on your face but on closer inspection I realized it was your facial hair taking on a life of its own. Hope all is going well and am looking forward to the new album. I love the cap too.
Dearest Justin,
Thank you for the vision of you in underwear that “stretched with the times”! lol! I must go lie down now! ;-) But before I do…Craig is the funniest of the late night warriors. I never thought Letterman was funny. Conan O’Brian is slightly funny but nowhere near Craig. My favourite comedian of all time is Billy Connolly so it must be that Glaswegian humour is king. My only complaint with Craig is that I wish he would have his rabbit puppet open the show more often as I am a rabbid fan of “Sid” the cockney cussing bunny.
God help us all if Romney is elected.
18 hours of travel and jet lag and you still look marvelous darling…but I think your sidies are encroaching again! lol
Hope all is well recording wise and hope you get over your jetlag soon!
Love, Glinda xxxxxxxxx
p.s. perhaps an appropriate Sid clip for your time in the lone star state.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx4ag1I-InI