REPUGNANT POWER-PEOPLE APPLAUD REPELLENT RELIC OF HISTORY WHILST TITTERING AND CRINGING SICKENINGLY. GOD, SAVAGE THE QUEEN.
30th March, 2012
http://youtu.be/XwbWAQjvCss
This really makes a man gag: the chumminess, the reverence and the snivelling obeisance. All hail the unelected Head of State! For she’s a jolly good fellow…
As an unrepentant libtard stuck here in Bumfuck, Alabama, USA(the asshole of Trump’s America), I am giddy with delight reading these intellectual bonmots from the UK. Thank you for making my day.
Am I the only person reading this? Come on, “Mrs Currie”, wake your followers up. Your comments make a witty if small contribution to my stretched efforts to fill the hours between adulthood and, well, deadhood, but your comments need the spark of followers.
Deadhood. That sounds good.
Well, this has gone nowhere. It would be better if everyone accepted my views on the monarchy. Yes, that would be democratic.
Having been born into a State set up along the lines of a bee colony I realise that I shall die in one. That the UK will not become a republic I accept reluctantly. Yet I am optimistic that Scotland — and decades hence, Wales — will free itself. I shall try not to cry when Saint Alex retires to become a European commissioner, or whatever letdown fate has in store for him. I shall try not to laugh when I see media photographs of seemingly intelligent Britons visibly fawning in the presence of members of the royal family, if only because I know I’d probably fawn as much as anyone, so inbred is the tradition.
This is why you must never be in the same room as royalty. The snivelling just comes out of you involuntarily, like sweat or snot. You’ll feel your face tighten into a grimace of deference. It must be like waking up next to Eric Pickles and seeing your dried semen around his delighted lips. In order to retain your self-respect – avoid, avoid, avoid. Inbred is right.
Justin…Eric Pickles??? That would be a nightmare!!! lol! xxx
I like the Queen from a historical point of view, and Prince Phillip should, undoubtedly, have his own chat show. DFD’s comment could’ve been good, but the whole thing with them being a dickhead kind of ruined it.
It is a fact that Scotland costs the British more than the Royal Family, but to be honest, I don’t really give a fuck.
If we’re talking unelected leaders, how about our current prime minister and his predecessor?
Apparently, now the Government is able to spy on our web activity. Hopefully they’ll read this then: “Go fuck yourselves, you soulless, heartless scumbags.”
It just occurred to me that my post actually has no real purpose or direction. Forgive me.
Take away what the English have given you in income and you would be even less well known than you are now – a washed up former minor hit nobody… try writing some decent songs instead of petty comments about the queen.Retard.
I suppose a rousing rendition of The Sex Pistols “God save the Queen” would be out of the question then.
Unravel this conversation.
With the SP and their beautiful GSTQ?
I’d say yeah: play the punk tune.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBo0LLlKu5Q
You are exactly the kind of fish I wanted to catch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzgchB0M1nw
xxx
my hubbie is the kind of fish you wanna catch
He must have great gills!
Fair enough, dfd. But I beg of you, don’t misinterpret my meaning: I love England and the English – why wouldn’t I? I was brought up there. But I don’t believe our monarch reigns exclusively over the English. She is the unelected head of state for every country in the commonwealth. And frustratingly I can’t get rid of her and the corrupt institution that she represents through the ballot box as long as the mainstream parties in the UK (including the SNP) insist on tonguing her arse at every available opportunity. It’s pitiable. And don’t call me a retard, dfd, it’s beneath you. Surely you have more incisive epithets than that? Like socialist republican. Or warbling fuckwit.
Eloquently spoken as usual Justin…but Dfd probably doesn’t even know what an epithet is. I think his or her post speaks for itself in terms of their intelligence.
I like looney leftie or pinko faggot best. I spend my days either being called a looney communist when I’m with friends or a fascist nazi when I’m at work. It’s good to be able to multitask. In reality though I’m neither, just a pudgy liberal vanilla dullard.
I am not necessarily agreeing with the political stance, I do understand where it comes from and can certainly appreciate the position. However, the Queen is not evil personified and really has little power.
focus on the true evil that certainly exists in this world we share.
Really, this man writes incredible, relevant songs and even though I do no necessarily agree with some of his political viewpoints, he is completely relevant from a human point of view
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they’ll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in. St. Peter asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to heaven.
So she takes off her top and says, “Look at these. They’re the most perfect ones God ever created, and I’m sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity.”
St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Queen Liz the same question. She then drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it.
St. Peter says, “OK, Your Majesty, you may go in”.
Dolly is outraged, she screams, “What the hell was that all about? I show you two of God’s most perfect creations and I am denied admission to Heaven, she performs a disgusting, hygiene act, and gets in! I don’t get it!”
“Sorry, Dolly,” says St. Peter, “but a royal flush beats a pair any day.”
Jesus, that was going so well until the punchline.
LOL! Agreed…I’m off o fire my joke writer now! ;-)
I meant “to fire” not “o” fire…I’m off to fire my spell checker as well…lol