Justin Currie

21 Responses to “He danced like a junkie muppet undergoing electrocution.”

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   thelonehydrangea on 09/07/2012 at 6:22 am responded with:

   Ah, it’s all so very….edifying.

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   Pitifulprose on 17/04/2012 at 11:30 pm responded with:

   I reckon Mr Boot may have been a mischievous Mr Currie under a pseudonym. The level of opprobrium and understanding of the self deprecating nature shines through. If I’m wrong, Mr Boot’s a vile drunken troll. If I’m right, Mr Currie, very droll.
   If they ever loved you, shouldn’t they be buying? (I always will)

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  Glinda on 17/04/2012 at 11:57 pm responded with:

  I doubt that very much Pitifulprose…there are enough wankers in the world without having to create pseudo-psychos to pollute your website. I just had a vision in my head of Norman Bates creating his “mother” charactor! Justin Bates? I think not! LOL! ;-)
  Besides…if Justin did go all Norman Bates on us I think his version of “Mr. Boot” would be a lot more clever than this knobhead don’t you?

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  Glinda on 18/04/2012 at 12:23 am responded with:

  now if you’ll excuse me I have to go turn on the vacancy sign to the hotel and stuff an owl. ;-) lol!!

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  Mr. Boot on 20/04/2012 at 10:45 pm responded with:

  I know, I’m a right cunt. But I promise you I’m handsome and live in a sunny place and sometimes I’m actually happy. I used to front a band in the 80’s – you guys would have hated us to death – but that’s life. I’ll give you a clue: I’m some cunt who used to sing in a band in the 80’s. And you would have hated us to death. And we wore hats. And all the other members were cunts too. The prize? I’ll perform oral sex on all the guys and the women can watch and clap when I’m finished. Have a great weekend.

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  Glinda on 20/04/2012 at 11:55 pm responded with:

  Yeah you sound really happy to me. I mean all the really happy people I know always wish their favourite artists dead in a ditch. Maybe a little less mean Mr. Mustard.
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  Glinda on 21/04/2012 at 12:27 am responded with:

  Now go and apologize to your bandmates in Kajagoogoo, Limahl, and stop being jealous of Justin! lol
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   Mike L on 07/04/2012 at 12:45 am responded with:

   Growing up in Manchester, you felt a real sense of pride in having ‘discovered’ Joy Division before they hit the big time, partly because the place was such a shithole that you clung on to any scrap of achievement. Bollocks to asking people where they were when Elvis died. Most Mancunians of a certain vintage will only remember where they were when they heard that Ian Curtis was dead.

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  Glinda on 07/04/2012 at 9:53 pm responded with:

  I wish I could have seen them Mike!

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  Fazigadgie on 01/07/2012 at 2:08 pm responded with:

  I had the misfortune to see JD with Ian. Unrelenting push I’m afraid

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  Fazigadgie on 01/07/2012 at 2:10 pm responded with:

  I had the misfortune to see JD with Ian. Unrelenting pish I’m afraid

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   Glinda on 05/04/2012 at 3:40 am responded with:

   So tragic to die that young…who knows what great songs in him were left unsung. I love how there is just no self consciousness in the way he dances. He’s just totally feeling it. That’s the way to live I think…fuck what anyone thinks of you and just feel it.

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oumAFlzVa6Y

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  Mr. Boot on 11/04/2012 at 8:04 pm responded with:

  He killed himself because he knew he was a crap cunt. Currie, you’re not clever enough to have a blog or entertaining enough to draw a crowd. Why don’t you just fade away and become a cheese farmer or die in a ditch some place where they’ll never find the body. Nobody cares what you think or thought. Truly. You’re always writing about how useless and or hopeless you are AND. YOU. ARE. So for fucks fucking sake; go away and stop blocking up the S bend. You fucking fuck.

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  Mr. Boot on 11/04/2012 at 8:07 pm responded with:

  I haven’t touched a drop in years. This is just pure hate.

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  Glinda on 12/04/2012 at 9:44 am responded with:

  Mr. Boot,
  I am convinced you are either excruciatingly jealous of Justin or else madly in love with him, which would be completely understandable or should I say Justifiable…(pardon the bad pun). After all I think Justin Timberlake is crap but I don’t take the time to go to his website and tell him so. That would mean I care. As the old adage goes “it’s a thin line between love and hate”.
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  Glinda on 11/04/2012 at 9:24 pm responded with:

  Have your brolly at the ready…daffy is on the rampage again. Nothing worse than being soaked in sanctimonious duck
  spittle.
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEUdWS4DQII

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  Glinda on 16/04/2012 at 9:13 pm responded with:

  What will we do without you Mr. Boot? Duran Duran fans under 40? Not likely. But hey you never know…you might get lucky and find a Junior High School girl, (or “pussy” in your native neanderthalian) of 12 who could be your intellectual equal. I personally am under 45 but if I was 85 I would certainly not be offended by your ageist, sexist remarks. I’m quite certain that you must surely be a veteran of the battle of the bulge and not seen your dick since 1972. Happy trails Mr. Boob.
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  leslie crowthercounts on 11/04/2012 at 11:52 pm responded with:

  Das Boot doesn’t seem to be the sharpest stiletto in the hallway. Even now my cheeks are bending into a smile at the inadvertent irony contained with this post. Must try harder!!

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  Mr. Boot on 16/04/2012 at 8:24 pm responded with:

  This is Hell. I’m heading over to Simon LeBon’s Twitter page where the pussy is under forty-five and the men are homosexual but interesting. God bless.
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  justin on 18/04/2012 at 2:05 am responded with:

  I’m coming with you, B.
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  Glinda on 18/04/2012 at 3:55 am responded with:

  At least you wouldn’t have to wear Norman’s mother’s wig anymore Justin! But you may have to glam up a bit for Mr. Le Bon. ;-) lol xxx