HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ANT?
27th April, 2012
Answers to the name “Binky”. Will come when called. Do not feed E numbers.
Call: 0141 729 01482
Please, please – if you have seen Binky, get in touch. Small token rewarded for safe return. Must have original legs.
We have countless temporary foreign ants up here in Canada, and I was raised antist so they all look the same to me. Still, if Binky is lurking anywhere in Canada (other than Niagara Falls, of course), then you’ve no need to worry as most of us are pretty friendly.
I’m no fear monger, but it’s possible that Binky has been seduced by terrorists to give up the good life to go fight for ISIL. I did see a FOX new video the other day broadcast from “somewhere in the middle east” of an ant with a suspicious looking Eddie Bauer backpack duct taped under its belly.
i called BINKY and he came, pulled his legs off and called him, nothing
do they hear with their legs ants?
I HAVE BINKY
ANT NOBODY LOVED ME BETTER
Hi Justin,
I have Binky.
If you don’t add an extra gig at the Oran Mor I’ll fill him with E numbers and make him as legless as you usually are.
I HAVE HIM
ANT NOBODDY LOVED ME BETTER
Binky is the best ant ever!!! Come home Binky
Would you class Binky as a truant?
Justin, we need to talk. We may be seeking child support from Binky. My daughter Cecily is a good ant, never been a slut. Then came Binky about 2 weeks ago. He seduced and mounted her, releasing a potent sperm mixture into her genital duct. Somebody will have to pay to support these children. Hope you and Binky have a good attorney, you will need it…
I once gave some Psilocybin mushroom juice, well actually, the ant crawled through a drop of the stuff that had landed on the underside of a small mic stand for a kick drum. He was some busy body for the rest of the afternoon or we were just easily amused! Yeah, we had more than a drop of the silly sauce, too!
Met Binky in the Himalayas. Said he was taking an journey of consciousness. We sat on a barren rock and philosophized for 3 days and 4 nights. Then he bowed and left with the phrase: “To Canada – the bears need peace, love and salmon”. Legs looked to be in sound order.
Did he give you the slip at the 02? Running from a burning building! If so, he was in my bag, up my leg, all over my skirt. You named him well… Binky! Cheeky bleeder! I gave him a good slap. Stuffed him in a bush…. Tho he was quite charming… Haven’t seen him since. X
I have, actually.
I tried calling him a few times, using different names. I found that he answers to the name of ‘Adam’ best.
Now, where did I put that copy of Out Of the Blue?
I’ll bet he doesn’t drink or smoke…what does he do? ;-)
He is in my pants.
He is not in your pants.
shit…I think I squashed him last night on the kitchen floor! RIP Binky!
P.S…I may have found an original leg on the heel of my shoe. I’ll send it to you in a tastefully decorated matchbox if you like. I will also enclose a very small photo of Binky next to his leg in the matchbox, (I always photograph insects before I kill them…I’m sentimental that way), to memorialize him properly. I can also arrange for the arthropodic anthem, “when the ants go marching in” to be performed live by Binky’s favourite creepy crawly choir, following his matchbox in a jazz procession, New Orleans style.
xxx
He has not lost a leg and he will not be inserted into a matchbox.
Well I’m very happy to hear that it was only a Binky imposter in my kitchen after all! ;-) xxx
He was not on your kitchen floor.
I should have realized he couldn’t have been a Glaswegian ant…he had no plane ticket on him nor any luggage. And surely he was far too spry to be suffering from jetlag.