All Things Bright and Beautiful
17th August, 2012
If singing thirty seconds of a song in a church is hooliganism motivated by religious hatred then what the fuck is a hymnary other than a list of specific terrorist instructions? Go forth and multiply and do God’s work. By the way, He fucking HATES Jews, Muslims, Fags and Philistines, OK? He just likes a bit of order, you know? No fuss, everyone the same, knowing their place, worshiping whatever keeps them happy. Off you go, defend the faith. You might need one of these – an AK47 or a judicial system with unchecked power operating in the interest of a secret state.
29 Responses to “All Things Bright and Beautiful”
Ah, but God Blesses America (though no American has ever satisfactorily explained why He gave most of the oil to the Muslims). And soon we may well all have to endure a President who thinks that homosexuals are an abomination, but that grown Mormon males can marry as many fourteen year old girls as they like. Religion. You couldn’t make it up. Oh, wait….
Wish I was clever with words, but it’s fucking outrageous that the sad bastard can do this! Power breeds a certain kind of sickness….even some bus drivers think they’re God.
Amen sister, oh fuck i just blew my cover!
Couldn’t agree more Karen. What’s that old saying…absolute power corrupts absolutely.
….and absolute power with no compassion destroys the soul.
We need you back on FB – seriously.
Ha ha i’ve only just noticed the reply option sorry for muddling the page up guys!
Goodfairy? no no that won’t do at all, those crazy fuckers won’t even let you in to the country with a pagan sounding name like that! For the purpose of your mission your new name is Adequateworker, no thats not Russian enough, your new name is……Adequateworkerakhailachenko, if questioned you’re a human from a small village hoping to be trafficked, GODSPEED brave one and remember judo is as much in the mind as it is the hips!
Well ok but if I am to be a secret agent I want bond gadgets…you can start with the new iphone when it comes out please. ;-)
I don’t have any of these gadgets but i’m fairly sure Justin has an i-something or other you can use, how effective the beats for driving with the brakes on and no,surrender are against kalashnikov rifles remains to be seen but I BELIEVE
I’m aware that i wrote sterlie and dirty prison and i fuckin love it. It seems to be the three of us against Putin, so i think our plan should be this: Justin you write a witty cutting song about Putin that targets the really important stuff, namely his receding hairline, i’ll post stuff on this site that only i find remotely amusing/interesting and finally Glinda get your judo suit on you’re fighting the fucker.
LOL! Charlie…you’ve chosen the right woman for the job. The name Glinda Goodfairy is synonymous with “kung fu fairy”. ;-)
The really sad thing about it is my source on the ground told me that a last minute plea for leniency only just failed, it was led by former president slick Willy Clinton who flew to Moscow to plead the ladies case, they would’ve still done the two years only not in a sterile dirty prison but in a sexy boarding school type institution 24/7 video surveillance all access with numerous guest appearances from the adult film industry. They were so close to agreeing a deal but for a squabble over the fuckin distribution rights, tragic eh? I prefer Finnish vodka it’s like russian but blonder
Slick Willie…that’s funny! lol!
Well stated Justin. If a tree is known by it’s fruit then the church is one rotten apple. But lets face it, Christianity has been a state sanctioned religion since the Emperor Constantine’s vision of a cross in the sky before going into battle. “In this sign shall you CONQUER” was the great cosmic message. Better break out the AK47’s. Seems a bit amiss considering the prohibition against murder preached by the man called Jesus, whom, if he were here today, would most certainly be jailed by “his” church and executed all over again.
I sincerely hope that the international outrage over this unjust decision will help free these courageous women.
Don’t get me started on that racist cunt Jesus. He HATED the Welsh. Jesus!
Point taken Glinda. x
I know that Constantine was a very brutal and cruel man. I remember reading that he even had his own son executed! I know that his Nicene Council banned all the the non-canonical books and ruthlessly suppressed the Gnostic tradition, which were the earliest Christians as well as any other form of Christianity that was not state sanctioned.
I’ve never heard the story of what he did to the Welsh people so I was trying to read about it earlier. I don’t know if this is what was done in Wales but I found this excerpt from this website:
“As a law maker Constantine was terribly severe.
Edicts were passed by which the sons were forced to take up the professions of their fathers. Not only was this terribly harsh on such sons who sought a different career. But by making the recruitment of veteran’s sons compulsory, and enforcing it ruthlessly with harsh penalties, widespread fear and hatred was caused.
Also his taxation reforms created extreme hardship. City dwellers were obliged to pay a tax in gold or silver, the chrysargyron. This tax was levied every four years, beating and torture being the consequences for those to poor to pay. Parents are said to have sold their daughters into prostitution in order to pay the chrysargyron.
Under Constantine, any girl who ran away with her lover was burned alive. Any chaperone who should assist in such a matter had molten lead poured into her mouth. Rapists were burned at the stake. But also their women victims were punished, if they had been raped away from home, as they, according to Constantine, should have no business outside the safety of their own homes.”
This is a Christian???
umm…or you could have been talking about Jesus? I thought you were talking about Constantine and using Jesus as an expletive as in “don’t get me started on that guy Constantine, Jesus!” If so, sorry for the long-winded waffle Justin! LOL! xxxx
Surely you misread, Justine?
Or else slid that one in just to tease me?
Just cos we asked for a separate crucifixion area to the riff-raff don’t mean we were out of favour with our Lord.
Surely I say unto thee…the self flagellation designation lieth from thy forked tongue.
And verily they spake, “Ti’n siarad a fi?”
We’ve always been dab-hands at arson, mind.
And writing ‘Anglorum Vade in domum’ in letters 10 feet high.
Famous for it, we are. Now there’s lovely.
Solidarity, brother – er, sister.
Fine…but please stop burning everyone at the stake and we’ll be just peachy. ;-)
P.S…mae gen i gyfnither sy’n siarad cymraeg yn rhugl.
Glinda, I don’t have the pleasure of understanding you. To what are you referring? The Welsh didn’t go for the burning at the stake thing – decapitation and garroting was our bag – but then your cousin could have told you that. We reserved arson for English holiday homes…but we’ve got bored with that) ;D
I was referring to the general mirth and merriment the church has spread over the centuries everywhere in the world, not just Wales. But burning at the stake in public was used in England & Wales to punish heresy…made a lovely bonfire apparently.
Love, Glinda ;-)
P.S. Yes I shall ask my fluent speaking Welsh cousin to tell me more grizzly tales of torture and torment in the name of God over tea and biscuits. ;-)
They also upheld a ruling today that bans gay pride parades in Moscow for 100 years! It’s like harry fuckin potter over there, the sick bastards seem determined to reverse evolution
You’re damn right, Charlie.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
Modern? Yup. Post-Enlightenment? Yup. Respected player on the world stage? Yup.
But their government tells the judiciary who to imprison and who to free.
Fascist state. Every day of the week.
Make sure the vodka you drink ain’t Russian.