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An Introduction to Hell

Welcome to Hell. You can navigate from here to other, more private hells. You will find little in the way of further elucidation there but be my very special guest. In the torrential guff that is the internet you have arrived at a place that is uniquely neither informative nor entertaining, sickening nor aggravating, colourful nor classy, but one that is certainly very, very far from interesting. Feel free to move around within the confines of this dreadful place and when the agony of ennui begins to bite you can always return to Hell.

Two shows at Queens Hall Edinburgh, Sat Aug 23rd

Early show 7:30

http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/36004C7AC01A48A2

Late show 9:45

http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/36004C7AC01B48A6

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Extra Oran Mor show added in Glasgow on June 22nd

http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/event/justin-currie-tickets/114717

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Solo show at Oran Mor on June 21st announced.

http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/event/justin-currie-tickets/112455

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Little Stars

Download this for free now at http://justincurrie.com/little-stars-download
New album Lower Reaches released 19th August. Pre-order it and a signed lyric…

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Hitler Youth watches Coronation Street

Member of Hitler Youth watching Coronation Street during half-time of Celtic game.

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Whoring Alert

For I shall be a-whoring, next Thursday the 22nd at HMV, Buchanan St, Glasgow. Singing and signing on the week…

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To Gatwick and beyond

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My cabbie offers me a pellet of chewing gum, perhaps reacting to the reek…

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French village

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I wake up in a pleasant little hotel in a sleepy village…

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Back to Gatwick

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After an arduous soundcheck trying to fit eleven lines into…

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Wogan with a guitar

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On with Tezza, 11am Radio 2, Sunday 18th singing live with Stu

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This is my ass

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I’ll be selling my ass on Thursday at HMV, Buchanan Street in…

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Good morning, Fuckers

Out today like a goddamn plague, like a mass escape from the asylum.

Amazon: http://amzn.to/178Q3Tk
iTunes: http://smarturl.it/lowerreaches

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LOL

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Lolling in bed.

LOL

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Bad sports metaphor

As the transfer window closes I find myself sitting in the manager’s office, gold Montblanc in hand, staring down at…

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Cambridge, September 8th

The broken white lines stream towards me like tracer fire, England in early autumn slides past the van’s windows all…

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Brighton, September 9th 2013

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We haul out of Cambridge through desultory drips of rain. I have…

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11th September, 2013

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Come morning I’m back out on the balcony again, sunning myself like…

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12th September 2013

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The fair city of Edinburgh is warm in the morning and I…

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September 14th 2013

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And we’re off to Harrogate with two hangovers in the van. Long…

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September 17th – 19th 2013

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Everyone’s face is crippled with displeasure. The slanting rain and the callous…

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September 20th 2013

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I am again suspended in the air on a fourteenth floor looking…

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I NEED YOUR HELP

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WOMEN!!
WOMEN WANTED IN GLASGOW FOR VIDEO SHOOT!!!

Women, I need your help. Next…

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I Hate Myself For Loving You

Here it is at last, the video for the new single which, once again with a tiny budget, you saved…

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Monday 4th of November, 2013

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Being the dick that I am, I pride myself on passing pointless…

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Bob Harris session, London, December 9th & 10th

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I come burning out of the JPR Management Christmas party in a…

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Tracks of the Year 2013

Here are my tracks of the year, 2013:

Small Plane by Bill Callahan
Black Tambourine by Withered Hand
Avant Gardener by Courtney…

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Hull to Rotterdam, Jan 5th 2014

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I am standing at the stern of an enormous ferry staring out…

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Rotterdam to Cologne, January 6th 2014

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In the morning I peel back the flimsy curtain and glimpse the…

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In session with Bob Harris on BBC Radio 2

In session with Bob Harris on BBC Radio 2 on 5th January 2014. Listen below.

Set List

Every Song’s The Same
I Hate Myself For…

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Great Cock and Balls on a Wall!! US Tour Dates Announced: Tickets on sale from Feb 21st

April 21 Philadelphia PA @ Tin Angel
www.tinangel.com

April 22 New York NY @ City Winery

http://www.citywinery.com/newyork/davebarnes041214.html

April 24 Chicago…

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BUY THIS ALBUM, I MEAN BUY IT – I’VE STUDIED IT – IT’S GORGEOUS.

It appears I don’t get to “add review” anymore on iTunes.

I have a drunken sense of urgency, (I’m obviously…

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