“Halfway to heaven”

An Introduction to Hell

Welcome to Hell. You can navigate from here to other, more private hells. You will find little in the way of further elucidation there but be my very special guest. In the torrential guff that is the internet you have arrived at a place that is uniquely neither informative nor entertaining, sickening nor aggravating, colourful nor classy, but one that is certainly very, very far from interesting. Feel free to move around within the confines of this dreadful place and when the agony of ennui begins to bite you can always return to Hell.

Bonus Ball

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20/11/14 – 11/12/64

I sit in my seat like a teacher at a staff meeting,…

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Leeds to London, November 16th-19th 2014

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After four nights in the same hotel in Leeds it’s refreshing to be back…

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Selby and Uppermill, November 12th-14th 2014

At last we escape the clutches of the country club with its therapy pool and veneer of hushed sympathy. I…

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Little Stars

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New album Lower Reaches released 19th August. Pre-order it and a signed lyric…

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Hitler Youth watches Coronation Street

Member of Hitler Youth watching Coronation Street during half-time of Celtic game.

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Whoring Alert

For I shall be a-whoring, next Thursday the 22nd at HMV, Buchanan St, Glasgow. Singing and signing on the week…

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To Gatwick and beyond

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My cabbie offers me a pellet of chewing gum, perhaps reacting to the reek…

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French village

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I wake up in a pleasant little hotel in a sleepy village…

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Back to Gatwick

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After an arduous soundcheck trying to fit eleven lines into…

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Wogan with a guitar

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On with Tezza, 11am Radio 2, Sunday 18th singing live with Stu

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This is my ass

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I’ll be selling my ass on Thursday at HMV, Buchanan Street in…

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Good morning, Fuckers

Out today like a goddamn plague, like a mass escape from the asylum.

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iTunes: http://smarturl.it/lowerreaches

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LOL

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Lolling in bed.

LOL

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Bad sports metaphor

As the transfer window closes I find myself sitting in the manager’s office, gold Montblanc in hand, staring down at…

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Cambridge, September 8th

The broken white lines stream towards me like tracer fire, England in early autumn slides past the van’s windows all…

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Brighton, September 9th 2013

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We haul out of Cambridge through desultory drips of rain. I have…

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11th September, 2013

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Come morning I’m back out on the balcony again, sunning myself like…

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12th September 2013

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The fair city of Edinburgh is warm in the morning and I…

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September 14th 2013

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And we’re off to Harrogate with two hangovers in the van. Long…

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September 17th – 19th 2013

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Everyone’s face is crippled with displeasure. The slanting rain and the callous…

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September 20th 2013

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I am again suspended in the air on a fourteenth floor looking…

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I NEED YOUR HELP

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WOMEN!!
WOMEN WANTED IN GLASGOW FOR VIDEO SHOOT!!!

Women, I need your help. Next…

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Monday 4th of November, 2013

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Being the dick that I am, I pride myself on passing pointless…

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Bob Harris session, London, December 9th & 10th

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I come burning out of the JPR Management Christmas party in a…

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Tracks of the Year 2013

Here are my tracks of the year, 2013:

Small Plane by Bill Callahan
Black Tambourine by Withered Hand
Avant Gardener by Courtney…

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Hull to Rotterdam, Jan 5th 2014

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I am standing at the stern of an enormous ferry staring out…

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Rotterdam to Cologne, January 6th 2014

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In the morning I peel back the flimsy curtain and glimpse the…

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Update USA

Hallo good people of USA. Here’s a quick update on the upcoming tour. It’s all up. For debate. Firstly I’m…

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To Nashville, September 13th 2014

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We lift out through thin fog and reach over Islay’s inner seas, the island…

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To Cleveland, OH, September 15th 2014

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I am sorry to be leaving Nashville. After last night’s show a pleasant bevy…

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To Pittsburgh, September 17th 2014

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We are out of Cleveland by 9am, pale blue skies above. There are three…

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To Vienna, VA, September 19th 2014

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I awake to the tragedy of my own people rejecting radical change to cling…

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To New York, September 20th 2014

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Onward up the eastern seaboard we go, the weather consistently glorious. Virginia, Maryland, Delaware,…

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New York City, 21st September 2014

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Around lunchtime I take a walk over the Brooklyn Bridge dodging through the streams…

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To and From Philadelphia, September 22nd 2014

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We take a leisurely amble down the 95 to Philly and seem to drive…

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To Chicago, 24th September 2014

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We escape the clutches of the city early in the morning, all the heavy…

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Chicago, September 25th 2014

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Why do we wave to people on boats? I’m sitting under a high sun…

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Minneapolis, September 27th 2014

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We cross the Mississippi four times, once in, once out and twice in the…

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Minneapolis to Dallas, September 28th to 30th 2014

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We leave the Twin Cities early and are…

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Dallas, TX, 30th September 2014

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In the afternoon of the show I hook up with old friends the Kresses…

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Dallas to Austin and El Paso, TX, September 1st & 2nd 2014

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Texas is a different world, an unimaginable place in, say, Manhattan. It sits culturally…

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El Paso to Phoenix, October 2nd & 3rd

Another morning, another fucking beautiful day, still in Texas. But not for long. The route out of El Paso hugs…

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Phoenix to LA, LA to San Francisco, October 4th – 9th 2014

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We load into the van at eleven for the seven hour drive to LA,…

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To Liverpool, 7th November, 2014

We start at ten. The gear goes in the back, the boys go in the front and we get on…

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Bexhill-on-Sea, November 8th 2014

By the time we hit Bexhill the warm southern wind is whipping off the channel in swiping gusts. We hear…

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Norwich, November 11th 2014

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Heave-ho, we head out of Bury, swinging round the sugar factory which belches white…

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